Trouble in Cubicle Nation

Provide paid childbirth leave to all working Americans.

Tighten the salary test.

Hold the back pats.

Support a living wage.

Make Lou Dobbs secretary of labor.

Provide guaranteed sick leave.

Legalize vacations.

Give face time the pink slip.

Establish rules for e-tools.

Restore the 40-hour workweek.

American workers have done their part, doubling productivity since 1969. How about producing a workplace worthy of them in 2006?” It sounds great, it really does but the increase in productivity is not due to the worker but to advances in technology. Not only can work be produced faster but with fewer people. There are no jobs. They don’t need you. Jesus!