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From: Q of A

New Branch Of Service
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North and South Carolina boys will be going into Iraq, and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
FIGHTING IN IRAQ SHOULD BE OVER IN A WEEK!

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